I am extremely single.
Get out of my face you trifling whore.

do you ever look at your friends and you are like "Holy shIT YOU ARE SO CUTE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I AM  SO GLAD aND lUCKY  WE R FRIENDS HOLY CRAp"

(Source: coffee-and-tea-with-sara, via deerhooves)

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nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

(via circuit-to-superfit)

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the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

(via sweatyandsexy)

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