I am extremely single.
Get out of my face you trifling whore.


people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

(Source: intellectualpanda, via pansycakeclifford)

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  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
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you’ll be working in groups satan (via tocherette)

(Source: dimmadamn, via sniffing)

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i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via oknope)

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